{Rant}
I hate those fics/pics, No really I hate them. I find taking two normal characthers from a universe and have them do all that fetish crap to be quite annoying and utterly pointless. Espeically if either character has a canon relationship with another character.
The authors who write explicit yaoi and/or yuri--hell, let's even complain about hetero pairings--suck really badly. I'm talking about the damned authors who write incredibly OOC sex scenes if only for the gratification of having them screw each other.
It's like a disease. Let's use the names, add a little bit of description and then launch into a badly written bondage fic...hmm! Sounds good to me!
No. Just...no.
Don't get me wrong, if you're able to plop all of these ideas into words, make the pairing interesting for all, and can manage the simple task of keeping the characters... in character. That's very good.
But if the sole purpose of the fic is to quench your lust and/or for kicks and you can't even write a decent paragraph... go... away. The last thing I need is for my favorite character to be *beep*ed up to this degree.
Everyone knows only retarted people do stuff like that... smart people tend to find easier and better ways to eather "quench their lust" or learn decent self mind control.
Just, for the love of the Gods, do these three things.
1. KEEP IT IN-CHARACTER.
2. USE CORRECT GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION.
3. WRITE IT WELL.
Do all this, and even if you're doing a non-canon pairing (and the whole hissy fit about canon-ness in fanfiction is a whole nother rant for me), it will have the appearance of canon. And it will be a nice read. Siriusly. *shot*
I will agree, however, that there are many people who give oddities like me (I happen to like slash/yuri, though I'd hardly call myself a fangirl of the genre) a really, really bad name. And I will also agree that there is a lot (understatement of the year) of horrible, atrocious lemon fanfiction.
Luckily for us, Bomberman's hardly a fandom to be plagued with either stupid slash or bad lemon fics. Let us celebrate!
Oh, by the way, a response to this:
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Everyone knows only retarted people do stuff like that... smart people tend to find easier and better ways to eather "quench their lust" or learn decent self mind control.
I would think that writing about graphic sex scenes to "quench your lust" would societally be better than actually going out and doing them in real life. And I'm under the impression that denial of sexual urges/sexual feelings leads to a pretty unhealthy mindset. That is, however, merely my opinion. YMMV.
Luckily for us, Bomberman's hardly a fandom to be plagued with either stupid slash or bad lemon fics. Let us celebrate!
You'd be surprised. I've seen (Only the cover!!) of a Yaoi, and I only realised sometime after that one of the characters had a Jetters badge. And there was a sphere above his head. And he had very Bomberman'ish clothing.
...Well yeah, human version of Bomberman in Yaoi. Mind you that's the only trace of Bomberman in Yaoi I've seen.
Luckily for us, Bomberman's hardly a fandom to be plagued with either stupid slash or bad lemon fics. Let us celebrate!
You'd be surprised. I've seen (Only the cover!!) of a Yaoi, and I only realised sometime after that one of the characters had a Jetters badge. And there was a sphere above his head. And he had very Bomberman'ish clothing.
...Well yeah, human version of Bomberman in Yaoi. Mind you that's the only trace of Bomberman in Yaoi I've seen.
Whoops! I forgot about things like that. Funny considering that turning Bomberman characters into humans is one of the things I'd be notorious for if Bomberman were a more popular fandom.
There was actually a Japanese fansite I used to frequent that had NC-17 Jetters pictures. Without having to convert the characters into human forms.
...whut.
CONFESSION TIME: I...kinda like Mighty/Birdy. 'Kay dun kill me plzkthnxbye.
There used to be a Jetters hentai doujinshi for sale on eBay a while back. I was really tempted to get it just for the laughs. I mean, everyone was in their regular forms and everything! How does that work? Anatomically, that is. Let's not go into a more detailed discussion here about...certain implements, since I'm not completely aware of what's fair game and what's not on this board.
As in, like you said. How the h*ll would it work? Well, um anyway, maybe I should find that Yaoi pic...It's not pornographics or anything, so yeah. And people might want a human bomberman reference, right?
As in, like you said. How the h*ll would it work? Well, um anyway, maybe I should find that Yaoi pic...It's not pornographics or anything, so yeah. And people might want a human bomberman reference, right?
Hey, if y'all want a human Bomberman, I can give that to you, no sweat. I draw him like that most of the time anyway. o_o *is a deviant OMG*
I feel ashamed that I support a lot of Yaoi pairings myself... I'm not too big on yuri, though...
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CONFESSION TIME: I...kinda like Mighty/Birdy. 'Kay dun kill me plzkthnxbye.
It's not bad being a fan of something if there's evidence for it... I mean, just look at Mighty and Birdy. They're totally together. And I'm a HUGE supporter of Thunder Bomber and Max. Yeeeaaahehehehehe...
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I feel ashamed that I support a lot of Yaoi pairings myself... I'm not too big on yuri, though...
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CONFESSION TIME: I...kinda like Mighty/Birdy. 'Kay dun kill me plzkthnxbye.
It's not bad being a fan of something if there's evidence for it... I mean, just look at Mighty and Birdy. They're totally together. And I'm a HUGE supporter of Thunder Bomber and Max. Yeeeaaahehehehehe...
...you wouldn't happen to be the author of those TB/Max fics on FFN, would you?
And regarding the picture...ha. Ahahaha. Shota!Shirobon. It makes me laugh.
Well I've noticed that some anime and manga characters are just asking to be that kind of material. I see more and more male characters with really short shorts and shirts that reveal the waist whenever the wind blows :P
Well I've noticed that some anime and manga characters are just asking to be that kind of material. I see more and more male characters with really short shorts and shirts that reveal the waist whenever the wind blows :P
It's male fanservice. You get that all the time in things like Prince of Tennis. It's rather funny.
I couldn't care less what other people's fetishes are - although even battle-hardened me had to admit that that pic was a little WTF - but the fact that this pic isn't under a Mature Advisory warning warrants a reporting. Said and done.
Which reminds me of some...interesting...Bombergirl pictures I came across while looking for Bomberman fanart on DA. Which also reminds me that some of my Bomberman fanart doesn't show up on the DA search engine even with unique keywords. You are 'ferior, DA!
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