This is a game were you try to take the hill from others in every unique way possible. be orginal to keep the game fresh.

MY HILL!

I take your hill and lock topic so no one else can post...Game over I Win!!!  

I take your hill by running you over with meh tank.
MINE!!!

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I thoroughly convince you that the hill never existed and was just a psychological diversion you subconsciously constructed to keep you from moving to Bermuda and starting a new life... and once you leave... I take your hill!

i have my own hill, its bigger than yours. I tease you

I offer you a whole lot of lemonade and then I take the hill.

I offer you a whole lot of redbull then take the hill while you are bouncing all over the place, acting more wired than a hyperactive six year old on a sugar rush

I'm indifferent to the hill, and therefore you stand on the hill, alone, wondering where everybody is.