Meanwhile, maybe like five miles away or something, Static Bomber has a horrible time trying to prevent everything nearby from sticking to the static bombs he uses to keep a fire going so he can cook something to eat.
_________________ I love the friction, I love the static waves,
I love explosives, and all the havoc they make.
A-BOOM-deyadah, BOOM-deyadah, BOOM-deyadah, BOOM-deyadah...[and so on]