I randomly rediscovered this topic just now and realized just how messed up this concept is. I suppose I thought it was funny in a light hearted sense at the time but now I find it hilarious because it's such an awkward idea altogether. It's weird looking back on stuff like this from when you were younger and being like, "Oh God...Why?"
Even more hilarious is as of right now this thread has 666 views. Oddly enough reading the story now is actually cracking me up. Has anybody else actually read this so far? If so, you gotta tell me how crazy it sounds.