I somehow got the idea to put the Land MC in Facebook style chat so here it is
Bomberman Land in Facebook
Part one
JackAssWhiteBomber: Sheesh we are invited to Bomberman Land again
PowderPuffPink: Wut’s wrong with dat Shiro?
JackAssWhiteBomber: I hate that stupid director and his boring games
Pommy: My but Pommy like play game
JackAssWhiteBomber: Shaddup Pommy
NoDriverLicense: 1337 1337 h! 6@!$!!11 :)
PowderPuffPink: Oh crap it’z Racer…
NoDriverLicense: @wwww wu7z wr0n w!7h m!!? :(
PowderPuffPink: Wut else Yaoitard?
Money: HI GAIS!! D Allmiaty strung n powahfu Gold iz hear!!
JackAssWhiteBomber: Damn you Gold can’t you even spell ‘here’?
Money: Wutz wrung wit mah spelin? Raecahs spel like a returd
NoDriverLicense: h3y!!! R@c3r !z n07 $7up!d!!!111 >:(
Money: Wutevah skeeny morun
JackAssWhiteBomber: You people are so annoying…
PowderPuffPink: I hate u three I want a handsome dude!
Money: NOOO!!! PIENK MAI LUV I LUV U!!!!!!!
Money: … Sheesh goen…
NoDriverLicense: 2 b@d 4 u g01d… :(
Money: Four goeddam saek Racer stoep spiking liek dis!!
JackAssWhiteBomber: You guys are giving me a headache I wish Kuro is here…
BlackSpooks: I am here!
JackAssWhiteBomber: Ah Kuro you’re here
NoDrivingLicense: w007 w007 Y@0!!!!1111 ^w^
Money: Oh goed Racer yoo arr soe Yawoi additet
NoDrivingLicense: $h@ddup h0m0ph0b3 >:(
Money: HAY!! I m nut a hoemoephob
NoDrivingLicense: 0 r3a11y? -_-
Money: N FOUR GODDEM SEK STUP UESING EMOTEECONS!!!
JackAssWhite: Hey Kuro why don’t we leave these two alone and go have some ‘fun’ alone?
BlackSpooks: Sure
NoDrivingLicense: H3Y $H!R0 W@!7 4 M3!!!!111
Money: HEI U BESTEDS CUM BEK HERE!!! I WUNT TO BIT U ALL INTWO A BLOEDEE PULPE!!!
End of part 1