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Bonk · #1 Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:43 am

If anyone knows what I'm talking about, its a series of 2D action games published many years ago on the MSX, Genesis, PC Engine Super CD, and SNES (the best games being on the PCE, especially the Valis 1 remake) made by semi-obscure developer Telenet, who also made Sol-Feace I believe.

Anyways their website (http://www.telenet.co.jp/) is still around for some reason despite the fact that they've fallen into obscurity. The only modern console game the have listed on their page is enjoy golf for the PS2 which I will assume is crap. Everything else is crappy titles (Slot Pro, Parlor Pro, Pachinko, Mahjong Party, Tenpai Mahjong) whose entire genres have never seen the light of day outside Japan, a Valis 1 cell phone port, and something that appears to be porn (I'm not going ot verify it).

http://www.bb5.jp/pr/valis/ Warning pixelated anime porn alert

You may notice a banner at the top of their page with pictures of the Valis heroines in the background. It moves too quickly for me to get a chance to read it, but basically its just an ad for Valis X. Telenet is a bunch of whores, they've sold the Valis series to Japanese adult software company who have turned a respectable series into smut.

People always complain of their favorite game getting a crappy sequel...they don't know how bad it can get