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Sora G. Silverwind · #1 Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:01 am

So, somehow a conversation with my friend about a certain story peculiarity in Bomberman Tournament ended up spawning the idea of retelling the story of TSA as a series of tweets. IDEK, you guys. It's like half "actual" events and half interwebby stuff. Wish I could write actual prose but this is better than nothing.

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Alcatraz

shirobonbon Heading home from Ksa2, boo. Got this yummy-looking egg though. Maybe I can fry it?

shirobonbon WAIT WHAT A BLACK HOLE?! FML!!!!!!11

shirobonbon is now in jail. Even though he didn't do anything wrong.

shirobonbon Also, I guess I'm now friends with this...thing...named Pommy.

creampuffmimic "pommy" is a better name than "bomberman"!!!

shirobonbon Gonna go find a way out of this hellhole now...

shirobonbon HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS I JUST MET THE CUTEST CHICK EVER

shirobonbon also met some flaming weirdo BUT WHO CARES, CUTE CHICK :awesomeface:

spacelily @shirobonbon You look interesting & helpful. Gonna follow you on here, k? ;)

shirobonbon @spacelily Oh sure thing!

shirobonbon @spacelily BTW you didn't see the last two tweets I just posted on here, lol.

spacelily @shirobonbon ...okay? XD

shirobonbon OH HEY you wouldn't happen to know who @genocidegoddess is? They followed me almost at the same time you did.

spacelily @shirobonbon No, sorry. Must be coincidence!

shirobonbon beat up some machines and hijacked a plane! (An empty one, admittedly, but...)

creampuffmimic is scared of Bomberman's flying.

shirobonbon @creampuffmimic Oh, like YOU could do any better!

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darkmessenger O RLY? RT @crimsonflame was defeated by some dude named Bomberman. Sorry peeps!

lordofthefrozenwastes @darkmessenger NO WAI!

darkmessenger @lordofthefrozenwastes SRSLY!

mistressofthestorm is not surprised.

ragingearth can't get the hang of this "tweeting" thing. why's it called tweeting anyway and not "twitting"?

purifyinglight laughs at @ragingearth's misfortune.

ragingearth you kids these days with your twitter and facespace and mybook!!!!

purifyinglight RTe @crimsonflame was thoroughly and pathetically owned by some douchebag named Bomberman. #bomberdouche

mistressofthestorm @purifyinglight great choice for the hashtag name!

blackbreath didn't realize that Bomberman was on Twitter...wondering what his username is...

darkmessenger is annoyed but optimistic.

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shirobonbon Hey what the frag is up with the top-trending topic on Twitter right now?! I AM NOT A DOUCHE!

spacelily @shirobonbon Yeah um the BHB Army is after you now cuz you defeated Baelfael. Be careful. D:

spacelily @shirobonbon And no you're not a douche, you're very sweet.

shirobonbon @spacelily Awww, thanks!

shirobonbon gonna go rickroll some muthafuggahz now, brb. Or should that be "bhb"? HAHAHAHAHA I kill me.