Backstory: I had a New Year's Eve Eve party with a couple of friends, and one of them mixed together a pomatini for me. It was very yummy, but because I am a loser who has a Bomberbrain without an off switch (...and possibly because I was already drunk), I decided that pomatini sounded suspiciously like Pommytini, hence this half-assed sketch.
(...lol, does this count as inappropriate content because of the booze? XD)